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1. markfu

   May 14th, 2008 at 8:09 am

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   F@#$%@ing guy is doing girlie curls in the squat rack again and who is that dumb **&%^$%$# bodybuilder posing in his %$#$ speedos in front of the mirror?

2. jameshigham

   May 14th, 2008 at 11:02 am

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   Oh you just hit a nerve. The amateur who wants to talk to you the whole time, the guy who wanders round right in front of your lift and always seems to be in the wrong place, or one who tries to “reserve” the bench for himself after he’s done on his curls or whatever. The rookie [and bless them for coming along and starting but] and his body language. But worst is the guy who cheats on his bis then checks them in the mirror to see if they’ve grown.

3. markfu

   May 14th, 2008 at 11:10 am

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   There is a newbie, a young, fit guy who loves to tell me all the cool stuff and routines he just read in T-Nation and then goes about doing them. I love his exuberance and enthusiasm and I won’t be the turd in his punch bowl. I just get a chuckle out of it. Your ” bi cheater” is hilarious! I like the guys doing tricep push-downs and watching themselves in the mirror.

4. markfu

   May 14th, 2008 at 11:17 am

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   Here is my best one, James, and I may have posted it. Quiet afternoon in the gym. I am going for a max squat and I am getting fired up in the safety cage and get the load on my back when out of nowhere, this deranged, food deprived ‘roided out body builder is cursing out his girlfriend to get the blanking camera out and ready to shoot. They move into my field of vision at one o’clock totally oblivious to me and dude strips down to his posing trunks. I had to rack the bar and go for a walk. (Nailed the lift a short time later). I have talked to the guy since then and he was clearly embarrassed when I told him the story. Nice guy, though.

5. vert

   May 14th, 2008 at 3:34 pm

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   Hahahaha….markfu I know who you are talking about with his “straight off the T-Nation forums” routines and nutritional “knowledge”. I got a good laugh when he was telling me all about it one evening. Some people believe everything they read.

   By the way, I absolutely love the O’Reilly clip. That guy blew a gasket. “F@#$& IT…!” I wish there was audio for the part where the camera pulls back. He jumps out of his chair, rips off his mic, and is GOING OFF. Priceless.